Let's say you have a tough 20 minute workout ahead of you (like a Fight Gone Bad or a Filthy Fifty*). You're also in a class with a bunch of ladies. You're tired of the "Daddy-didn't-love-me" metal the coach has been playing. This will get you through it.
Warm-Up
Robyn "Hang With Me"
This is probably the best song ever. Swedes named Robin are awesome. And Swedes named Robyn who make killer dance music are probably even more awesome. This will put you in a great mood for the impending pain.
3,2,1 Go!
Ke$ha - Blow
Ke$ha's a hot mess, but she can make some pretty great dance music. This video has unicorns and rainbows and James Van der Beek, just like my favorite workout shirt .... almost.
Pink - U + Ur Hand
I used to listen to this when I did Body Combat. If you feel like kicking ass, this will work.
Christina Aguilera - Fighter
If this doesn't make you feel stronger and work harder, you're not listening.
David Guetta with Akon - Sexy Bitch
I want to get a Crossfit shirt that says Damn Girl! on the back.
Jimi Hendrix - Foxy Lady
Just to remind you of one of the reasons you're putting yourself through this.
Rihanna - Only Girl in the World
It's OK to sing along.
Gabriella Cilmi - On a Mission
Total girl power. The video is pure cheese and awesomely bad. But I think I lifted more weight when it played today. And you should be finishing up at this point, so enjoy it.
Cool Down
Britney Spears - Till the World Ends
By now you probably want to go out dancing anyway. Listen to this on the way there.
Now let's destroy this workout, ladies!!!
*OK, it takes me over a half hour to do the Filthy Fifty.
CrossFit isn't for everybody, but it works for me. This is my attempt to tell you why.
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2.6.11
23.2.11
The Uniform
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| The bad ass Crossfit women's uniform - sports bra, short shorts, and knee highs |
- She's confident enough to wear that
- She looks amazing
- She's doing pull-ups, which make her look even more amazing!
First, you have to own it. Not just own the clothes themselves, as in buy them and put them in your dresser, but feel good wearing them. I like wearing costumes and I often go all out. But if I'm going to wear something like this, I can't feel like it's a costume. It's just what I threw on to go work the hell out.
Second, and most important, is that I don't want to show up looking like this:
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| Nobody wants to see this |
I love Britney, but this was kind of a train wreck. I know, I know, most of us would look worse than this in this outfit. But we're not up there onstage at the VMAs, are we?
Why is this coming up now? I have a gift certificate from Lululemon coming in the mail. I could get more capris. Or I could get something ...new. And maybe if I start dressing the part, I'll start acting the part. Could I RX more workouts in short shorts? Is this really a mental thing?
Britney could do some Crossfit. She'd show up in the right outfit. Me, I'm getting there.
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